The Written Word

Theatre of the Mind

Prestidigitation

Celluloid Stars

Full-Color Fun

Hero Pulps

Technoville

Sounds of Christmas

• Wrong is wrong, even if everyone says it's right. And right is right, even if everyone else says it's wrong. -Ward Cleaver

• The lessons you remember longest are the ones that hurt you the most when you learn 'em. -Ralph Moody

• Straight shooters always win! Lawbreakers always lose! -Tom Mix

• There is more treasure in books than in all the pirates' loot on Treasure Island and at the bottom of the Spanish Main... and best of all, you can enjoy these riches every day of your life. -Walt Disney

• I have never let my schooling interfere with my education. -Mark Twain

• Now here at 'the Rock' we have two basic rules. Memorize them so that you can say them in your sleep.

• The first rule is: Obey all rules!

• Secondly, do not write on the walls...as it takes a lot of work...to erase writing...off of walls. -Deputy Barney Fife

• You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens! -Wyatt Earp

• Call the wife I said. I said it at the office. Don't barge in on the little woman. -Jack Benny

• You're never too old to do goofy stuff. - Ward Cleaver

• Bread... that this house may never know hunger. Salt... that life may always have flavor. And wine... that joy and prosperity may reign forever. Enter the Martini Castle. -Mary & George Bailey

• He who asks a question is a fool for five minutes; he who does not ask a question remains a fool forever. -Chinese proverb

• Sorry don't get it done, Dude. -John T. Chance

• Oh, bother. -Winnie the Pooh

• I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. -Fred Allen

• Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first. -Mark Twain

• Many of life's failures are people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up. -Thomas Edison

• Now there's nothing as dangerous as a square shooter. If all men were like you there wouldn't be any nice girls left. -Lee Leander

• That's not what he said, you ignorant wretch. Your Spanish is worse than your English. -Johnny Ringo

• Now cut that out! -Jack Benny

• Gee, there's something wrong with just about everything, isn't there, Dad? -Beaver

• I tried to imagine a fella smarter than myself. Then I tried to think, what would he do? -Joe Moore

• It may sound corny, but what's wrong with wanting to fight for your country. Why are people reluctant to use the word patriotism? -Jimmy Stewart

• Tain't funny, McGee. -Molly

• Leaders aren't born they are made. And they are made just like anything else, through hard work. And that's the price we'll have to pay to achieve that goal, or any goal. -Vince Lombardi

• If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything. -Mark Twain

• By arts like these, Laconia nurs’d of old her hardy sons; and Rome's unconquered legions urg’d their way unhurt, through every toil, in ev’ry climate. -Knox Parker

• Nip it! Nip it in the bud! -Barney Fife